cring

its cooler than him

owns a bird

+rep pretty chill dude... just dont get on his bad side

+Rep cool dude

I've known Matt since he was about four years old. Now he is 16 years old and I can't help but feel bad for him. He doesn't have a single hate comment on his steam profile and this makes my penis extremely limp. Today we fix this. I would like to start the hate comment by explaining how much of a little ass kisser Matt is. As soon as I played some csgo with him he immediately started to betray his team and he didn't even attempt to shoot me. Matt also decided to try to defend me by calling out all of the little crybabies who have whined in my steam profile comment section. I never once asked him to do this but one day he messaged me and said that he left a suprise on my steam profile and I went to check out and I was left absolutely disgusted. I had never seen anything so horrific in my entire life. It made my stomach churn so badly that I am currently taking a ♥♥♥♥ while writing this. In conclusion, Matt is a little ♥♥♥♥ and you should unfriend him.