MY GOOSE
she be named larry
now i KNOW I KNOW
larry is more for men and the like but i tell you huat
larry has the most beautiful beak you have ever seen
she also ♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere
but she be good
she sometimes scares me
i leave the door open when im poopin alot
and shell come right under my phone and bite my pecker
knarly lil rascal she is
Now while i aint ever been to one of them fancy pance li-brah-rees
i know how to ♥♥♥♥ a horse through the old fashion way
trial and error son
just like my daddy
just like his daddy before him
its a tradition son and by golly you go out there and kill them rabbits
the rabbits were the ones who stole your mother from us
your mohter was a rabbit in some way too
heheheh but thats a story for when your older

me humble master...

phat yordles aaaaaaa

Goblins are for:

(a) breeding
(b) headpats
(c) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(d) all of the above

shortstack supremacy

yessir