It’s a rubber chicken butt plug, wtf else you need to know? Crack open that bad boi and sizzle up some SEX for breakfast…WORDS! You are literally going to be the most bad A$$ person at the eggorgy when you bend over and show people what's cluck'n, ♥♥♥♥ a doodle doo MF, ALL DAY!! Great for farmers, Father's Day, Valentine's, Christmas, office parties, breakfast, Easter, I dunno if chickens have holidays but this would be a hit there for sure, farmers wives, farmers husbands, husbands farmers, my homie creature that has a grip of chickens already (shout out) and really it's just awesome to own, it's a freaking rubber chicken butt plug. GET ONE!! I'm sobering up and it's showing, I'll post more funny here soon, I have a half a bottle of scotch begging to be drank that's a responsibility I don't take lightly. Hit me up with any questions, comments or ideas, keep it safe and kinky! Mature adults and for novelty use only, don’t shove chickens up your butt and blame me for it.

+Rep, He let me touch his antlers

-Rep Sus asf

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*KISSES FOREHEAD GENTLY*