Moonstryder
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HARDER THAN NAXX 40 ORIGINAL
Moonstryder: (noun) Moon-stry-der: meaning: the sexyness of the moon
1. Moonstryder is the sexyness of the moon
2. Moonstryder apparently hot when mad. But mad when hot.
3. Moonstryder eats oranges with the skin on to save time
4. Moonstryders retain their foreskin until it is time for marriage
5. Ignore point nr. 4, dog ate foreskin out of tupperware

Name: Moon Stryder
Prounouns: lol/jk/I'm/not/retarded
Born: Somewhere
Currently living in: Space
Ethnicity: Humanoid
Sexual Orientation: Poly / Bi (just kidding I wasn't molested as a kid)
Hobbies: Doing copious amounts of *redacted*. Playing games. Eating ass.
Languages: Expert at talking ♥♥♥♥.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUkgixdMLbU
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Comentarios
Elementum 31 AGO a las 15:33 
+ rep not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker
kappa 2 JUL a las 17:38 
gotta work on your memory brotha, since you don't remember: https://pasteboard.co/v2cRSJgjxiTt.jpg
Compik 2 JUL a las 15:44 
ahahaha i left you there
kappa 2 JUL a las 10:37 
accept friend req
Moonstryder 30 JUN a las 19:52 
Wasn't me mate
Anton Andreyevich Stepanov 26 JUN a las 14:30 
I guess N word didn't help in a fight :)