Recent reviews by Finely Gob(lin)ed Moochine

after beating this game i can confirm that liberals should never be allowed to make videogames ever again

Took a while, and it had some rickety points, but I can say with confidence that it's good.

its not the 11/10 perfect experience that a lot of people will tell you, and it has its faults, but its an expertly crafted game.

Danganronpa is a bad series but this one has the best characters so if you like the previous two you should like this one. If you don't then look back at the previous two with a critical eye and realize that they're all the exact same except Danganronpa V3 is more unabashed in its laziness and has better characters ergo its honesty and good characters elevate it above the others (Danganronpa 2 is a blight)

Simple but effective gameplay design, but ultimately shallow depth means I can only recommend it on sale.

Not a good game if you know how to play it. Also China lololololololo

why the ♥♥♥♥ can't i connect my other account

the only game to make frequent, unavoidable quick time events enjoyable and fun. 10/10

This game is good but I'm obligated to contribute to it having just a slightly worse score because it's MK Ultra (MonKey Ultra?) tier brainwashing for zoomers. I picked this back up in the middle of August 2024, played it for TWO DAYS, 5.5 HOURS IN TWO DAYS. INSANITY. This game will suck you back in and make you monkey around for a ridiculously long time. Stay away, however fun it may be I have uninstalled it I cannot afford this and I think it is mind control

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