Monstrumology (Def)
The study and eradication of creatures inimical to human life.

I include trolls, hackers, sharkers, spammers and scammers in this definition. I am none of the above, and have turned down fortunes because the giver did not know the worth of his offer. I instead linked them to price sheets and gave them a crash course on how not to get taken.
I am an honest, no BS trader and am continuously pissed off at the quality of players and traders that TF2 seems to attract.

Never in my life have I met such scumbags, douchebags, and other fetid baggery in my 28 years of life than within this game. I mean, do you have nothing better to do in your life than make fapping/farting sounds on the mic for 2 hours? Do you not wonder at the pointlessness of a life where you enjoy sexually harassing 12 year olds and following them around the servers until they are in tears? Do you never think, 'Geeze, I'm a complete ♥♥♥♥, maybe I should try to help someone instead of making their lives just that much more miserable?"

I mean, What. The. Hell is the matter with you people?

Sure, this is just a game, so why in the name of Saxton Hale are you devoting so much time, effort and drive into alienating the people around you? Trying so hard to get a reaction?

'Oh, I don't care what you think'.

Well, obviously you do or you wouldn't be desperately attempting to get attention. What you need is help. I'm serious and not trying to insult you. Go see a counselor, a shrink. Have a talk with a parent. Anything. You have a problem.


Edit: I've decided to start screen capturing some of my fun interactions with TF2 Traders.

Hall of Shame
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#1. http://i48.tinypic.com/6tehc1.png
#2. http://forums.steamrep.com/threads/76561198062399256-gangnam-style.13406/