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John Stamos   Australia
 
 
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Old Dogg 3 Jan @ 6:07pm 
Lol Internet keyboard warrior..simply pathetic..AND HILARIOUS..Hey again you stupid Canuck Thank YOU for making my day FUNNY! Nice way to start a brand new week :p. *Thumbs up* Your quite "tough" to say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my account but in fact I pity you..your nothing but a sad no lifer ONLINE who CAN'T get a girlfriend NOR A LIFE..so do me a favor ok? Go back to HighSchool and get a High School Diploma ok? G.E.D don't count :p. Also don't reply to these 2 ok? Your just making things for yourself funny you Canuck. Go back to High School you no lifer. Also if you say you go to college I doubt it, since I'll find it as a lie you'd probably look up online. Anyways, you take care, and stop with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ since it's pathetic AND hillarious.
Old Dogg 1 Jan @ 11:24am 
I live in a CIA prison. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ runs my prison. In prison, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my ♥♥♥♥. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥s. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional.
Old Dogg 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:13pm 
-rep. Cocky and arrogant noob.
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Old Dogg 7 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ INTERNET THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ HAS
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥-ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥... ♥♥♥♥♥♥-ASS ♥♥♥♥♥! IS IT ANIMAL AGAIN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥?!?!
YOU WERE THE HOST YESTERDAY WITH YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥...
YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!
YOU- YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANADIAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FU-
"I'M OUTTA HERE, DUDE!"
'I AIN'T PLAYIN WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANADIAN ♥♥♥♥♥!!"
"THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!"
HE WAS THE HOST YESTERDAY... WITH HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
YOU SCUMBAG CANADIAN ♥♥♥♥
YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER!
♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!
AS SOON AS I GET RID OF THIS ♥♥♥♥ I'M LEAVIN THIS GAME
I AIN'T PLAYIN WITH SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANADIAN. SOME SCUMBAG ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER CANADIAN.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!!
THEY HAVE THE WORST *♥♥♥♥♥♥* INTERNET I'VE EVER SEEN...
BYE BYE!
BYE BYE, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANADIAN SCUMBAG ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
YOU SCUMBAG LOSER, BYE BYE. BYE ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!
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