Now this is a story all about how
My games got flipped-turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute
Or whatever
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a platform called Steam

Down in the south of England, born and raised
On the console was where I spent most of my days
Gamin' out grindin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some peeps inside of the game
When a couple of hackers, they were up to no good!
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mum did see
She said, "You're gonna go play some games on PC."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she took my consoles and threw 'em all away
She gave me a frown and then flashed out all of her cash
I gave it one good look and said, "Well, this sure isn't trash"

I whistled for a 'puter and when it came near
The keyboard was cheap and the mouse was black
If anything I could say that this is a nice sack
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
"Yo, home to Windows 10."