Recent reviews by BonerOwls

Repeatedly beat my friends to death with a hammer while in a store. Despite no longer being able to play with friends, pretty fun solo as well. Though for those living in Kenya, I cannot recommend the prison showers as much.

an almost perfect shooter conceptually, ruined by the mixture of Valve with a game that requires constant updates, a combination almost as bad as my relationship with my estranged son. Amanda, if you're reading this, i miss him deeply. know that each day im still thinking of you two.

Packaging a top 20 platformer with a new just as long top 20 platformer might sound insane but sonic team somehow did it and they're officially back.

Solid fun little game. My friend Milo got taken by a spider twice his size and the only remaining recollection of him i have are his final screams fading while being dragged deeper into the cave. Pretty fun to sit back and relax while playing, maybe with some music playing to top it off.

Shooting animals reminds me of the old days of hunting wildlife. Did that for a while but i found a late buddy hanging from a tree in the woods a few days ago, so this is an alternative if you're into that.

Lethal company but recreating videos i'd show my little brother when i was like 14. i may have had stunted growth.

game feels pretty good and no complaints there. i kind of miss terrorising my neighbor Andy's stupid son with drones. little guy cried for hours.

You will have the most crazy overpowered run yet and Noita, in one veil swoop, cucks you harder than you've ever been cucked before. And that's alot coming from someone who's wife isn't very loyal

i've just been playing Alone by Marshmellow or whoever for 10 hours i dont even like the song or the artist but can you add like a dlc with the same song a few times thanks guys

rhythm game but without having to actually look for a good song for twice the time spent playing it