*hugs*

I used to have nightmares that the Grinch's dog would kidnap me and make me
dress up in a halter-top and hot pants and listen to Burl Ives records.
-- Robin, "Anything But Love", 12/18/91.
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The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
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What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think
themselves cleverer than we are.
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Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.

Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!

-- Homer Simpson
Principal Charming
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Official Project Stages:
(1) Uncritical Acceptance
(2) Wild Enthusiasm
(3) Dejected Disillusionment
(4) Total Confusion
(5) Search for the Guilty
(6) Punishment of the Innocent
(7) Promotion of the Non-participants
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"I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a hoard of rampaging of
somethings in the something something system." -Fry
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heyy

bofa deez nuts

yo you want bofa?

Dear Kayla when ever I hear your voice I get down on my knees and rub my nipples.

Thats right I said it. oh your deep like voice turns me on, the size and the color of my boner is so small and red that all the other kids call me Rudolph the red ♥♥♥♥ fatass. Thats okay because there all jelious and want what i have. When i get on my computer and see you are playing battle toads I toch myself and bust all over my own chest. OOOOHH ♥♥♥♥ YASSSSSSS all I want is your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in my ass please OOOHHHHH GOOOOD YAS put that fat stinky ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth.

I guess. All I want to say is please give me your cummmies............ DADDY...CUMMIES PLS.