What if the haters dab back?
Don't call yourself pansexual until you've deepthroated a pan
It's a conspiracy cats are dogs and the dogs are the government
"If you all killed each other like you were supposed to I wouldn't have be here!"-Suileman the Magnificent
"Homosexuality is a disease" - Daniel 'Lambda'
"Steel can't throw the dodgeballs and Moe can't avoid them" - autismo
"All French people are gay, especially Abdel" - Ryan 'Sloued'
"*Giggling constantly* I'm not high on drugs, I'm high on life"- Ryan "Sloued"
"Fat Chav why aren't you food"- Ryan "Sloued"
"If you were at sea for a long time, a man's touch would become appealing" - Brutal_Raypist
"I fu(ked my cat" - was1max
"Hey Andy what are you holding? (as in position)" "an AK"- Rainflare and Andy90
"Can I finish this game of Tetris" - Sunny Disposition
"80 percent of mass shooters showed no interest in video games, researcher says" Some news thing, "let's change that statistic"- Sunny Disposition
"Putin could whip out his d!ck and cut off the head of the guy standing next to him"- Ryan "Sloued"
"Don't argue with a r3tard" - Ryan "Sloued" (talking about himself)
"I like rubbing my nipples"- Ryan "Sloued"
"I'm not as smart as a frying pan"- Ryan
"Cut off my d!ck and call me Sally"- LarnoV
"Why does everything in the future have to look like Prince had sex with a computer?" - BishopBerkley
"omg guys stop hacking thats not christian"- Deadshot
"In regard to confusion input in conversation brings clarity" - White Lotus
"Are you guys Russian?" - Me, "No"- ZooMM9 "So where are you from?"- Me "Russia"- ZooMM9
"NADE ME HARDER DADDY"- Ryan
"Scotland is England's b!tch"- Danny boi
"Edward (Na'Vi player) is a fu(king goddess"- Ryan
"We were winning, then it all went downhill from there"- CrazyTacitos
"season your csgo experience with some salt" -cringe.jpg
"anyone who doesn't like pizza deserves to be oppressed"- mizcs
"God, you fu(ked me so much there P1ka"- Ryan
Where are you from?"- Me, "Land of the Jews"- Him, "So you're from Germany"- Me, "No, Israel"- Him
"All y'all N*ggers need to chill"- Joey (a future policeman)
''Shut up I'm masturbating''- RC
*Pika stabs me* then says "it was just a friendly dab"
"toti- africa"- Ryan
"my dad owns coolmathgames"- Ryan
"(um is an acquired taste" - Tomo
"who needs to shower when you've got a vape"- Afghani Alan
"err this is 2019, all about getting your d!ck sucked by a dude"- .do
"I bet you all enjoy animal cruelty"- eske
"If I double my DPI, I get double the kills. If I quadruple it..." - rezo
"slavery is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excellent"- me (when referring to villagers in minecraft being enslaved)
Mike Wazowski nodding is technically the same as him twerking
Poland is a BTEC Russia
I hate pistol round because everyone just spams and run side to side- Max
When you play with Pika it's literally just a mad (unt jumping around stealing your kills with an AWP- Me
"Yes, my 87 year old grandma is a thot" - Ryan
"Barns are the world's garage's" - Dan
"Everybody gangsta 'til the Queen dies" - me
"Nigglected kid" - Dan
"cucked for DLC"- me
There is no point in looking up how to pronounce nihilism because it doesn't matter anyway.
"I have bits of croissant on my mousemat" - Max
I note, without comment, that 4 of our most prominent Brexiteers are called Boris Johnson, D!ck Braine, Paul Staines and Dominic Cummings.- Hugh Grant
"I want a Keanu Reeves statue so I can fu(k it" - RC
"Who run the world? femboys" - RC
Pepe emotes are just minions for autists- me 2022
"You've definitely got autistic traits but if you didn't fixate on specific details you wouldn't be so good in bed" - my girlfriend 2023
Counter-strike is about the mind and about the team play, the chemistry in the team. If you don't have it, no matter how young or how fast you are, you will not have success. -Taz on HLTV confirmed