Recent reviews by Mintdragon

A really short, really adorable point-and-click. I hesitate to call it a true puzzle game, since it's possible to solve the scenes by randomly clicking around, but it is a free game, after all. Amanita Designs have one of my favourite artstyles of any indie studio, and this game has that same look.

This game hates you.


No I mean it, everything about this game is supposed to be infuriating.

You can only pick up one object at a time, from large storage crates to small bullet casing. And there are *a lot* of bullet casings. Who knows why your janitor can't use both hands, or why I have to pick up every single bullet. one. at. a. time...

Stepping into pools of blood will cause you to track it *everywhere.* And dropped body parts also track blood. Good luck with that.

The machines that give you buckets and bins will sometimes spit out body parts. It's "hilarious" when I slam the bin machine three times in a row and now there's blood and limbs all over the floor, so I go to the bucket machine and I also get limbs as well.

The automated scaffold device you use to reach higher places is literally called a "Janitor Harm". Sometimes it works, and sometimes it sends you into orbit. Don't ever take more than one bucket with you when you ride it, unless you want to play Russian Roulette with the bucket machine again.

If you miss a single spot of blood anywhere in the level when you finish, you lose. If you miss an object that doesn't belong there, you lose. If you forget to use the Plasma Welder on bullet holes in the wall, you lose. If you didn't take all the stackable objects and place them CORRECTLY in their designated spot in each level, you lose. If you didn't take all of the dead employ ID chips one by one to the punch-out machine and punch them out even though they're already dead so this action doesn't make any sense, YOU LOSE! If you do the BARE MINIMUM, YOU LOSE, HAVE FUN!

I really love this game. Even if the feeling isn't mutual.