A little bit about me:

10x All American Dollar General Cashier

I begin each day with an intense stare at myself in the mirror and then I spit onto my own reflection.

I end my days with a lot of crying in my car and self abuse. (Both physically and emotionally)

I tried to hang myself with my AirPods.

Natural born ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

have no friends despite the number you see on my friends list.

my parents almost aborted me.

the only thing good about my life is absolutely nothing, idk why im still breathing.

im terrible at video games and average at sudoku.

3x Family game night cup champion. (♥♥♥♥ you grandma)

Got into a bleach shots challenge with my washer machine. (it won)

Hands down the greatest of all time to ever play Duck Game.

should have went pro in duck game but tore my acl senior year.

Ball is life but i still love Jesus though.

Retired Duck Game Jersey Numbers: #00 #69

5x Genital Jousting champion. (thanks for not believing in me mom)

Hulk Hogan is scared to get in the ring with me. (frick you brotherHH)