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[8/13/2014 11:00:01 PM] Swifty's Long Lost Pinky: I will reincarn8 this with a sp8 of underst8ed 8's, with a verbal est8 like Bill G8s’ and the w8 of Y8s. I won't pr8 but dict8 at a gr8 r8, sk8 through these str8's with a str8 g8. Nor will I ab8; I'll actu8 my mental sl8 and titil8 like a w8er with a pl8 of light-w8 parf8.
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