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Mike's like a walking advertisement for Xbox Game Pass. Every time I see him, he's going on and on about the latest games he's downloaded and how amazing the selection is even though I am not interested. Mike also spends all his money on stupid things related to gaming. Always buying new controllers, headsets, and other accessories that he does not really need. Do not even get me started on the ridiculous gaming chair he bought. He spent hundreds of dollars on it, and it does not even look comfortable. The worst part is that he's always complaining about not having enough money for other things. He will tell me he cannot afford to go out, but then drop a ton of cash on some new gaming gadget. I feel like I am talking to a video game NPC. Mike just repeats the same lines over and over again, about Xbox Game Pass and his latest gaming purchases. For now, I guess I will just have to keep listening to him drone on and on about his digital obsessions.

If you're going to do it while mom and dad are home, can you at least shut the door, and not be so loud about it? If you're going to watch pornography, at least put in headphones, we don't want to hear that ♥♥♥♥ through the Bluetooth speaker. I don't want to know that my fourteen-year-old son is into scat porn. Grandma was over visiting. She was down in the dining room, eating a biscuit, drinking some tea, and the next thing we know, the Bluetooth speaker starts playing this crazy scat porn. We heard all sorts of women moaning, and fart sounds, and what can only be described as poop being used as lubricant for somebody's penis. It was distasteful. It probably didn't taste very good, because poop as far as I know, doesn't have a good flavor. I tried your mother's poop one time, and it was not that great. It was fine, probably 3/10 at best. If it was served to me on a plate, I wouldn't return to that restaurant. I would say, "You know what. This poop, subpar. Not the greatest.

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