Hello everyone! I'm not cheating! That's what I say at least... :P
(And no, I'm not russian...)
Life is soup, I'm a fork

Daughter : Mom, I'm pregnant
Mom : I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say "Don't" , and when he touches your vagina, say "Stop"
Daughter : But he kept touching both, so it came out "Don't Stop" , "Don't Stop."

When I get near, your ♥♥♥♥♥ disappear, I call that ♥♥♥♥ magic.
She was your B, now she with me, ain't that ♥♥♥♥ tragic?
When I get close, you get comatose, that ♥♥♥♥ automatic.
I'm castin' spells, you takin' L's, ♥♥♥♥ is fantastic.

'Cause ♥♥♥♥♥, I've been blowin' up like C-4
And I'm 3 for 3 like a free throw
Anybody hatin' on the boy, take a step back and then deep-throat

Listen baby girl, I can sing my ABC's to you...
I'll give you an 'A' because you're Awesome, a 'B' because you're Beautiful, a 'C' because you're Confident, and I'll give you this 'D' because you Deserve it ;)

Eu tou a manter porque eu mantenho bué
Giro-te um nite, mas giro com o pé.























https://steamproxy.com/id/Migthi/ -> just in case :P