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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 9:45am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 11:36am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 10:59am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 2:11am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 9:06am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 1:38pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!