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i eat cum crackers 26 Jan @ 10:45am 
1v1 me jerkmate ranked
hxze/- 11 Dec, 2024 @ 1:31pm 
signed by hxze
fen 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:36am 
who is your boyfriend

youre're mom?
⛧Blasphemous⛧ 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31am 
Are u critcial mio?
Drunk Dog 14 May, 2024 @ 6:42pm 
why press rematch if you ♥♥♥♥♥ out anyways? also brawlhalla is a fighting game not horror game
itson3tap; 2 Apr, 2024 @ 3:41pm 
stfu kid
Elon Tusk 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:17pm 
loser noob kid dumb annoying stupid goofy
itson3tap; 30 Mar, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
-rep kid
hxze/- 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am 
This guy performed an African elongation ritual and got ridiculous results.

Him and his hot wife went to Kenya a couple of years ago only to discover that native plants gave every local humongous penises.

The Maasai tribe, renowned in the scientific community for their unique 16 inches dongs and their well protected elongation method, gave this dude an extra 3 inches in the first few weeks after.
No wonder Porn stars are being put to shame.

Impressed by the results, he became friends with a few of the elders of the tribe and managed to learn their secrets while performing the ritual a couple extra times, with the same incredible results.

He stopped at 9,2 inches.

You'll probably wish to check it out for yourself...

Just be responsible with this delicate info.

This ritual has created some monsters since it has been reproduced - around 112,000 to be more precise.
reia 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
1500 hours to be plat but talking about skill :overkill_dead:
this game isn't for everyone pal, just quit the game and go back to roblox :overkill_dead::overkill_dead:
СПЕРМОНОСЕЦ 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am 
животное ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Elon Tusk 18 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39pm 
brawlhalla is haram i dont play brawlhalla i am a halal boy no no no no brawlhalla no haram things i pray to God every day i dont play that game no haram
strassenninja 18 Jun, 2023 @ 2:13pm 
learn how to play brawlhalla
i eat cum crackers 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50pm 
Cool girl. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. She’s a Cool girl. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. She like what he likes. So, evidently, he’s vinyl hipster who loves fetish monger. If he likes girls gone wild, she’s a mall babe who talks football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted a cool girl and for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax stripped my ♥♥♥♥♥ raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size 2. I blew him… semi regularly. I lived in the moment. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I can’t say I didn’t enjoy some of it… Nick teased out in my things I didn’t know existed. A lightness, a humour, an ease. But I made him smarter, sharper, I inspired him to rise to my level. I forged the man of my dreams.
Elon Tusk 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:49pm 
dudes wifi got cut mid-game bc of sanctions L
NiSuLeaD 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58pm 
безмозглое хуйло спамящее эмоциями в любой момент времени ведь он берет мейна с косой на бой в эксперементалке 1vs1)
turtlebacons 28 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm 
barrel shotgun (360 no scope) ( ez clapz) (better player alert). I finally make it home after my exp grinding session (W) and smoke my weed ( 1 pound a day). After my smoke sesh, I ( a super duper straight homophobe 😎) brutally obliterate my femboy boyfriend's (8m) bussy ( no ♥♥♥♥ if femboy ) ( that bussy be squirtin mad 🤤👅💩).

After that I (a GigaChad) head to a gym for my daily workout ( +10 strength everyday) where I take sneaky pics of wmens asses ( W grind) and smell where they were sitting ( only alpha sigmas do this). I then head to dark back alleys to hunt and eat hookers ( it helps my muscle gains).

After a long day of constant grinding even a sigma alpha GigaChad Top G needs his rest. I go to sleep with a smile on my face knowing that the Top G God ( Andrew Tate) would tell me I'm a true grinder for doing what I do.
VibeTime 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15pm 
Happy christler! I'm spreading the happy go lucky attidute of Ms. Claus! Join me in my search for the pandora's box, hidden away in antarctica! I will call upon you when you're needed. DO NOT!!! Try to call me, the fbi are after me due to treason and tax evasion, so I will send you a letter with the location we shall meet in. Adios amigos!
i eat cum crackers 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:07am 
brawlhalla freak
Бобр курва 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:45pm 
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VibeTime 1 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30pm 
Never met anyone more disgusting than this person right here, +rep
i eat cum crackers 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22am 
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teoch 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:50pm 
-rep
Moitzfelder 26 May, 2022 @ 5:47am 
only teamkilling
vitG 26 Mar, 2022 @ 2:34am 
just bad player and garbage person
LYRIX 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:47am 
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LYRIX 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:33am 
-rep noob of the day
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noob
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Dead3ye 11 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Pierogi soup 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am 
you just got gnomed
USP-s collector 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am 
-rep soo toxic ingame and trash aswell
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Rambo 8 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28am 
+rep add for trade
light 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49pm 
I met this DUDE 7 months ago.
HIS online name was Carla and HE told me HE was a girl I trusted HIM and I started to like who I thought was a girl. DO NOT BE DECEIVED.
We started an online relationship and he kept asking me for gifts and sometimes money. I trusted him because of the online relationship we had and everytime I wanted to voicecall he said he was just shy...

Do not be fooled

THIS IS A MAN.

Truly garbage human...
Go ♥♥♥ honestly.
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i eat cum crackers 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am 
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Elon Tusk 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:45am 
get out stinky poopy egirl
76561199124300190 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36pm 
Sup, lets go play in cs go
PhelanVanFloof 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm 
myro why did you not add this person? :( so mean
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76561199153611238 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm 
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-rep. just a toxic
VibeTime 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm 
-rep L
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-rep,♥♥♥♥♥♥ конченое
merloneee 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am 
okay