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Blazziken 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

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k0NG! 28 Jan, 2018 @ 5:16pm

Do u kno de wey??

Potato 14 Sep, 2017 @ 4:50pm

He said I'm fat. <3

Nyck 14 Sep, 2017 @ 4:48pm

Andrew is fat.

Potato 13 Sep, 2017 @ 7:57pm

Im fat <3

n1^ 2 Mar, 2017 @ 12:19pm

Signed by n1^ - your favorite csgo pro :)

k0NG! 12 Feb, 2017 @ 1:53pm

You got a cigarette mate??

Steverino 31 Jan, 2017 @ 7:16pm

Signed by Summit1g <3

KongV2 31 Jan, 2017 @ 4:31pm

Dallas <3 Nick #♥♥♥♥ #Dick4Ever

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husky 6 Sep, 2016 @ 8:08am

My name is Jafar.
I come from afar.
I have a bomb in my car.
Allahu Akbar. (͠≖~͜ʖ͠≖~)

ok 27 Jul, 2016 @ 8:35pm

little hellions
kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "♥♥♥♥♥!!!"
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass {smack}
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna
Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

The Drink 26 Jul, 2016 @ 8:12pm

+rep cool streamer

Twentz 19 Jul, 2016 @ 9:07am

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say I'ma do something I do it,
I don't give a damn what you think,
I'm doing this for me, so ♥♥♥♥ the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stopping me
I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No ifs, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album
He's still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, whether he's on salary paid hourly
Until he bows out or he ♥♥♥♥♥ his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a ♥♥♥♥ you for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge
To pull his ♥♥♥♥ from the dirt, and ♥♥♥♥ the whole universe

Nyck 17 Jul, 2016 @ 8:09pm

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
SO EVERYONE
JUST FOLLOW ME
CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY
CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME

Twentz 17 Jul, 2016 @ 3:02pm

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on M-T-V
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
♥♥♥♥ that, ♥♥♥ on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cause this ♥♥♥♥ is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "♥♥♥♥ you, Debbie!"

Twentz 15 Jul, 2016 @ 9:42am

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ♥♥♥♥♥ who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Rawkus too, that ♥♥♥♥ was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

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