Amp really out here writing roasts like he's auditioning for a CW show nobody asked for.
Bro said "merz be jiggle peekin in his sleep" like that wasn’t on a TikTok 6 months ago with 48K likes and a Kid Laroi sound behind it. 😭🎶

And don’t think we forgot "mic soundin like a toaster" —
YOUR mic sound like it's routed through a Furby on life support. 🎙️🧸🔌
You built like the only person who could top frag on Dustbowl and host a furry convention in the same lobby.
And guess what? We respect it. 🙇‍♂️🦊

Because real talk?

Amp’s actually disgusting at TF2.
Like, horrifying.
We don’t know if he’s playing Scout or summoning dark energy from 2007 — either way, it’s working.
Bro airblasts like it’s a love language. Pyro mains be blushing when he reflects their rockets. 😳🔥

And yeah, he’s a breedable little furry menace.

say less 🤓💅 yo merz deadass movin like he got VAC coded in his DNA 😭😭 bro be jiggle peekin his sleep 😴💤💀

ur aim? built like ai bro 💀 snappin heads like it’s insta stories 💅📸
mans playin CS2 like it’s a roblox obby on max DPI 🖱️⚡
merz don’t eco — he manifestin AKs every round 💰🧿
bro plantin bomb like it's self-care 🧘‍♂️💣 #healing

clutched a 1v5 while queueing for a therapy session 😭🧠
movement? smoother than my situationship ghostin me 😵‍💫👻
he don’t whiff — bullets just socially distancing 😷🔫
call him mr. default, cuz he STAY takin space 😤📦

merz got skins, skill, and zero serotonin 😩💯
uzi recoil lookin like a tiktok dance — chaotic but somehow clean 💃🔫
bro’s mic soundin like a toaster but still callin better strats than my dad ever gave me advice 😭📞

#merzSweep #CS2RizzGod #NoPlantNoPeace 💣✌️

say less 😭😭 yo merz movin like he got walls in real life 💀💀 bro peekin IRL corners w/ 0 delay 😮‍💨💯

dude’s aim snappier than a TikTok edit 🖱️🎯
merz got that radiant in a silver 1 lobby energy 😵‍💫
uzi sprayin like he ctrl+tapped recoil into submission 🔥
clutchin 1v5s while bumpin yeat ong 😭🎧

bro fraggin out harder than my GPA droppin 📉📉
“eco?” merz says nah, full buy every round like his dad’s Valve 💰💸
ur movement smoother than my last situationship fr 🫠

#merzOnTop #CS2BuiltHimDifferently #bombHasBeenRizzed 💣💋

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