Recent reviews by MerlinTheWiz4rd

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Recommended

4.3 hrs on record

I had to contact a medical professional after playing, my erection lasted more than 4 hours.

Posted 7 September, 2024. Last edited 7 September, 2024.

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Recommended

58.0 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)

Hell yeah my dude this game makes me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.

Posted 24 February, 2024.

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Recommended

2,462.8 hrs on record (1,303.5 hrs at review time)

I hate this game, yet I can't stop playing it.

Posted 24 November, 2019.

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Recommended

1,257.7 hrs on record (1,000.0 hrs at review time)

Online makes me want to ♥♥♥

Posted 1 July, 2019.

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Not Recommended

0.6 hrs on record

This game just wasted my time, It's unstable and crashed twice on the first mission and for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid reason erased my autosaves so I had to do the tutorial three times. ♥♥♥♥ this game.

Posted 21 August, 2016. Last edited 21 August, 2016.

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Not Recommended

41.2 hrs on record (37.3 hrs at review time)

Joining a "duel server" where a bunch of jobless wankers hang all day not playing the game properly. tries to play the game as intended, some muppet makes it his life goal to spawn kill me with the help off his presumebly eaqualy jobless smuck friend. ♥♥♥♥ this game and the community of jobless wankers that have nothing better todo.

Posted 17 August, 2016. Last edited 17 August, 2016.

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