Dude awe you actuawwy wike dumb ow something? Pwease teww me, are you actuawwy being dumb wight now intentionawwy or onintentionawwy? Like are you actuawwy sub human? Can you not peek pwopwolly because you awe witewawwy wess evowwed then other peopwe? Are you witewawwy 67% Neandewthaw?

You can take medications fow that you know, for being dumb as f - aaa - ack. I know peopwe who can make you wess of a dumbass, you just have to ask me. They wiww make you wess subhuman, weally! They can give you medications that wiww make you wess of a lucking idiot. Maybe aftww you'ww be abwe to get a decent job at Wendy's ow McDonawds aftew I find you hewp.

If you can't get a fass food dob they wiww have space fow youw kind in ZOOs, I can hewp you and youw pwehistowic famiwy move into an encwosuwe so you can be safe fow the west of youw wife. I'm twing to save you bwo so pwease. Sthay away from my cwasshaiw nest time ow you'ww going with the montheys