Recent reviews by Melchizedek

charming ode to the wild west days of the internet

It joins the ranks of Portal 2 in my list of "yes, this is actually a perfect game with no flaws". Please buy it.

Very surprised by how much it breathes that classic, fast-paced, boomer shooter action.
Played on "Hurt Me Plenty" and the difficulty felt perfect.
Very optimised as well, considering how beautiful the graphics are! Consistently maxed out the 200 FPS cap with my 4070.

Will not recommend this game until the generative AI content is removed.

Fix VR on Linux.

Fix VR on Linux. My 4070 should not be producing 40fps on average on Ultra settings.

Do not purchase until the updates are stable enough that mods can actually work together since TaleWorlds refuses to add any proper content beyond the bare minimum. I understand running a video game studio is hard and your finances are probably not in the best position, but would it be too much to ask for you to even just make some DLCs a la Paradox?
They should have waited longer to release this considering all the modders have moved to this from Warband, even though the mods for this are far inferior. Worst of both worlds.

The only game I would ever venture to describe as "perfect" or "masterpiece". I can find no objective faults in it. Fantastic puzzles and a humorous yet enticing story.

A reminder to many that games, even on the PC, are not all meant to be hardcore. Although it is obvious how much of it was inspired by Animal Crossing, it did not detract from my enjoyment of the game at all. Every single aspect of the map was carefully considered, making the world feel very huge (far bigger than most open world games). I really hope to 100% it soon.

If I actually cared about football I'd probably understand this game way better.