I was sitting on a park bench. I farted so loud that a flock of birds flew away. It felt like a movie. Figured it was time to go home after that.

Training for the 3 yard splash!

Let me know if you find a half full pudding cup under the back seat of your car. I think I left it in there last winter and could really use a pick me up right now!

I popped a wheelie on Chestnut street then went home and ate a tuna fish sandwich.

Can't wait to play hot potato with a real boiling potato at the block party this year. I have a big one picked out and ready to go!

Made a paper airplane out of a baby wipe. It splatted on the bus drivers windshield and I got expelled. Jokes on them I graduated 20 years go.