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3 people found this review helpful
41.4 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
Let the past stay in the past. At least for these crappy remakes. The game is only playable with the 30 fps cap with the modern systems like mine, no way around it. I am crying looking at my 144hz monitor. At least 60 fps? No, it would indulge you. You only deserve jittery 30 fps anyway. I will get stoned by fans by saying this but these old games had so little content they only compensated it by making the game as hard as possible It lets you pass the levels by playing each of them for at least 50 times so it takes you 250 hours to finish instead of 5 hours. This was ok 20 years ago, we only had these so it was fun. But now this is just unbearable. I tried to workaround for problems, tried to beat it again but now I had enough when my save with the last checkpoint of at least 10 hours just got lost for no reason. I will never touch this ♥♥♥♥ again.

Reasons to stay away:
-30 fps lockdown (saves won't load without the setting on, nvidia control panel tricks won't help on gtx1080)
-Awful pc controls, mouse moves at least 10 pixels with the smallest movement (after trying to shoot in this game, entered two CS:GO competitive rounds and top fragged both with lots of one taps, so it may help as training)
-Saves can be corrupted very easily
-Old games are not really smooth experiences anyway because there is lots of limitations like limited save locations, unskippable cutscenes even after your 50th try of the level etc.
-Also realized I had to grind the toy rc plane mission simply because my keyboard does not have a numpad. The gta games just suck at flying machine controls, at least for the pc.
Posted 30 April, 2019. Last edited 30 April, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
85.6 hrs on record (70.8 hrs at review time)
The game is terrible because noone can buy it. The only was I can play is linking my brothers account as family account to my pc and play when he is not playing. But I will still praise the sun!
Posted 9 February, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
3,493.5 hrs on record (2,598.2 hrs at review time)
If you don't want to ruin your life coughing in toxicity of arrogant adolescents of you can't tell me what to dos do something for yourself: never install this piece of garbage and forget you heard there is a game called dota

Update: quitting this is harder than smoking. valve pay for my therapist please
Posted 9 December, 2018. Last edited 31 October, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,162.0 hrs on record (3,007.8 hrs at review time)
Cheaters did not ruin this game. Valve ruined it by allowing them.
Posted 9 December, 2018. Last edited 20 August, 2024.
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