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|Metal Gear Online Chat Channel 12|

<(WILL YOU PLAY ME LIKE A FIDDLE?)

<(Ew no u nasty)

<(BUT BABE I NEED TO BE PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE)

<(Bruh I aint ur babe)

<(COME ON BABE DONT SAY THAT)

<(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Miller we went over this, only Ocelot will play you like a fiddle.)

<(OCELOT ISNT ENOUGH TO FULFILL MY FIDDLE CRAVINGS.)

OCELOT HAS JOINED THE CHAT

<(Miller, So I heard my fiddling isnt good enough for you.)

MILLER HAS LEFT CHAT

<(Ocelot, Miller just tried to get me to fiddle him)

<(Damn it, I thought I was his only fiddler)

<(He's been trying to get everyone to fiddle him ever since you denied his fiddling request. Says you aren't good enough for him anymore.)

<(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I TOLD HIM I WAS TOO TIRED TO FIDDLE HIM, NOW HES WHORING HIMSELF AROUND? LIKE I WONT FIDDLE HIM... I LOVE FIDDLING HIM, HE DOSEN'T UNDERSTAND, ALL HE EVER WANTS IS ME TO FIDDLE HIM. WHAT ABOUT MY FIDDLING NEEDS?)

<(Come on man, calm down. When you talk to him just tell him how you feel.)

<(I just don't know anymore, ever since Boss kept him waiting he's been different.)

<(Boss kept us all waiting. We all change after Boss keeps us waiting for this long.)

BOSS HAS JOINED CHAT

<(Kept you waiting, huh guys?)

<(OH LOOK WHO IT IS MR. BACK FROM THE DEAD)

<(Boss where were you? Why keep us waiting for this long?)

<(LOOK AT ME IM BOSS IM SO IMPORTANT AND HANDSOME AND EVERYONE LOVES ME.)

<(WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ TOOK YOU SO LONG?)

<(I had to play Skull Face like a damn fiddle. I understand why your upset.)

<(Now the fiddle playing has gotten to you too? I thought, I prayed it only got to Miller. But the Boss himself? How?)

<(It's just... I love fiddles in my mouth.)

<(♥♥♥♥ THIS IM DONE.)

MAN ON FIRE HAS LEFT CHAT

<(Why Boss, why?)

OCELOT HAS LEFT CHAT.

<(I've failed. I let the fiddles get to me.)

AND ON THAT DAY BOSS LEARNED TO NEVER GET ADDICTED TO PLAYING OTHER MEN'S FIDDLES.

THE END


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