Recenzii recente de Dothead Hater

I came from the anime. I watched it dubbed from the Funimation website. I thought it was cute, so I decided to buy Nekopara Volume 1 because I was curious about the game that inspired the anime. The anime did not prepare me for what I saw in this game. Imagine my shock when I discovered that the game is a hentai. How could the anime be more family friendly while the game is so pornographic? Curiosity kills the cat, I suppose. Anyway, this was me when I was looking at the sex scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHufO9-Lp0

A cool naval warfare game where you play as British sailors and pirates. I hope The Longest Johns record themselves playing this game and troll/entertain the other players by singing sea shanties.

Great pirate game. Someone told me to play this game if I was interested in sea shanties. I was not disappointed.

I have fond memories the days of GMod Tower particularly playing Minigolf and Source Karts. Never got to play GMod Tower? Look for some old videos on Youtube about it. This game is basically the modern version of GMod Tower. The features in GMod Tower are back in this game with some extra, with the exception of, as of this time of writing, Source Karts. (But it seems the devs are currently working on the modern version of Source Karts which is called Accelerate.) So if you never got to play GMod Tower back in the day, then buy this game. (Or buy it if you miss GMod Tower.)

Don't even think about it. Too many groomers, pedophiles and other reprobates (in both the Christian definition and the secular definition) occupy this game. Play Tower Unite instead; there's significantly less weirdos there. I've never heard anyone on TU that's an adult talk about how someone younger than 18 is "hot" or "attractive".

I'm terrible at the game but I still enjoy it. It has that Red Orchestra 2 feeling-of-difficulty to it. I would suggest that someone play this instead of Battlefield V. It's a WWII shooter without any stupid stuff like women as playable characters, prosthetic limbs and leftist ideology being shoved in your face.

Komaru, Toko and Kotoko were so cute in this game. You should buy it just for that.

"Cute as heck"? More like cute as f**k, n*gga. Hat Loli is so sweet. Also, why wasn't there a TF2 promotional item for this game? You'd think it would make sense since wearing different hats allows you to use different abilities.

"Soap drop, n*gga. Oh, you think you're just gonna leave it down there, huh? We don't waste no mothaf**kin' soap in here."

"I'm- I'm finished!"

"Naw naw, n*gga. You ain't finished. I been watchin' you. You ain't washed behind your ears or nothin'."

"But I did!"

"See look at me. See how I'm all clean and glistening and ♥♥♥♥. That's hygiene, n*gga! You can call me the health inspector. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4

I think I can honestly say that despite being on an older engine I really like this game much better than Red Orchestra 2. You most likely won't have to lower the graphics and it has that Americans (or British) vs. Germans theme that I loved from the Medal of Honor games that RO2 doesn't have.