“You know she loved you, when she swallowed” – Me
“Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.” – Me
“The game ain’t always fair and that’s the thing though. You can play your heart out, everybody don’t get a ring though.” – Me
“Mind in one place, heart in another.” – Me
“Eat ♥♥♥♥♥, like you mean it.” – Me
“Just as I predicted, here we go again. They always say the hottest love has the coldest end.”– Me
“The hardest thing is not the breakup, it is the thought that from now on you stay hard in the morning.” – Me