The Plucky Papyrus Pals:
The Type 'A Guy
ABC's
Owstin Drahan
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Anime-niac
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis


MEMORABLE MEMORIES

Quote 1
(JR's Favorite.)
My nephew wanted to go to Coldstone, so we didn't!

Quote 2
(JR again.)
Me: You eat lettuce with your eyes?
JR: You don't?

Quote 3
(Talking with JR again.)
JR: I'm NOW gonna do the thing
JR: Ok?
JR: Ok
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Why are you having sex with the Fantastic Four's Hulk?
JR: Shush
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: You're going to DO the THING?
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: That's gross
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I thought we were above this

Quote 4
(Hoss is telling awful jokes.)
Hossᶜʷᵍ: A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I mean, he's probably having sex
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Dyslexic men get all the "♥♥♥♥♥"
Hossᶜʷᵍ: Shut up, oh my God
Hossᶜʷᵍ: You're killing the already dead jokes
Hossᶜʷᵍ: You're stabbing a dead corpse
Hossᶜʷᵍ: Stop.
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I mean, I have to have fun somehnow
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'm a sadistic son-of-a-gun
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: An M4 to be exact
Hossᶜʷᵍ: .....
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: You see
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: THAT'S a joke

Quote 5
(JR and I have the funniest conversations.)
JR: At first, I thought it was blow and a razor
JR: Turns out it's salt

Quote 6
(Hoss knows.)
Hoss: You know what he's going to do next?
Hoss: Do you really want to know?
Hoss: HE GETS YA
Hoss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJkJlaufxU
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAH
Hoss: Spongebob I--
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Hoss: Spingebob I was just--
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Hoss: I was jus--

Quote 7
(A Poem for Hoss.)
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: A poem:
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Before I go, a wind shall blow
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: A common tongue it speaks
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: The willow willows, the peak speaks
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: All one word, they seem to preach
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Picollo, Picollo
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell:
grandma wants it al dente: Oh my goodness
grandma wants it al dente: That's wall-worthy

Quote 8
(JR and I have a plan.)
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Let's open
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: A Deli
JR: What'll it be called?
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Deli-Cioso
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: We'll be Italian
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: You be Deli
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'm Cioso
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: We just shout at each other across the restaurant
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: AY!
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'M WORKIN' HERE!
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then you'll say something like:
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: SHUT UP!
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then the customer will say
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Can I have my food?
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then we both say
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: There is no food
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: This is fake
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: All this?
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Fake
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: You push over the counter
JR: We don't serve food
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: It's made of cardboard
JR: This is an acting gig
JR: You *idiots*
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Good day sir
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then we kill him and take his money
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Like ALL good businesses
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: You in on this?
JR: I am
JR: I'm all in on this

Quote 9
(Hoss and I talking about a girl.)
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: What if
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: The Queen of England
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Walks up to her home
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Knocks on her door
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Says
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: "Hello dear, it's me, the Queen"
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: "The REAL Queen of England"
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: "Break up with Hoss"
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: "Then have yourself some cranberry cheese"
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: "With a side of marmalade, and ketchup ON the fries, dear"
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Then you'd lose
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Because you lack the ability to testify in Parliament against it
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: And you'd be done for
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: And you'd come whining to me:
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: "MAAAAAX! I didn't have the political sway to stand up for my relationship in Parliament and the Queen of England made my girlfriend go away and eat cranberry cheese, marmalade, and fries with ketchup ON it, not on the side."
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: And you know what I'd do
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'd take off my Queen of England disguise
hoss: TOP TEN ANIME PLOT TWISTS

Quote 10
(ARB's First Wall-Worthy Attack.)
tim curry: >doesn't like mint chip
tim curry: you really are a nazi

Quote 11
(Ancient OG-CWG Quote.)
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: If a Medic goes and buys a buncha hats, is he buying cos-MEDICS?
Hoss: shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, Max

Quote 12
(Out of all the J's, JR knows the best.)
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: If Liam Neeson walked up to you and said, "I got a Scottish brogue right HERE for ya'" and whipped out his ♥♥♥♥
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: What would you do
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: ?
jam: undress

Quote 13
(Blitzkrieged ARB)
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Hey you snake ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Jacob's a dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ furry
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: ♥♥♥♥
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: *
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Tack that last ♥♥♥♥ onto Jacob's line
ultra pants: i was quite alarmed when that first message came up

Quote 14
(Canada is gonna declare war on me)
breitbart simpson: what do you think of gligar
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: he's a cool boy
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: I'd give him a pretty
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Gli...
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Score?
breitbart simpson: close your face

Quote 15
(Canadian's are a violent people)
sonic hedgehonk: more like fallout *SNORE*
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: More like
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Fallout
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: 4
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Which is
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: What it is called
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: You dyslexic
sonic hedgehonk: fallout 4tnite battle royale
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Fallout 4tress 2
sonic hedgehonk: fallout ov4watch
Marvelous Mr. Maxvell: Fallout: Modern 4-fare
sonic hedgehonk: this better go on your wall
sonic hedgehonk: you ♥♥♥♥