kidnapped and dragged into an underground slave ring - sold to a naked ginger black man for 200 large rocks - forced to eat pickles until i died - got chased by an angry russian man screaming in hyroglyphics - joined a huge clan and gave their slaves guns for the revolution - smuggled glue into a scientist outpost - stoned a man to death then ate his raw human flesh - started a cannibal uprising - cannibalised 15 people and died of dehydration. 10/10 great half an hour