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I'll rape you

f****t

Mansiin — Yesterday at 4:50 AM
My gramama boils the hotdogs and they taste like ♥♥♥♥

You make me want to become a raging alcoholic

Erm ackshuallly, you forgot Like a Dragon: Ishin!

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Yakuza 7: Like a Dragon
Like a Dragon: The Man Who Erased His Name
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My boyfriend is a femboy. he's so cute, he likes feminine clothes, he's very shy and has an amazing high pitch voice that can perfectly recreate an anime girl, he likes to say >w< and he gets all red easily and he looks so cute when embarrassed, i really love him, he's just amazing, wish i could just hug him forever.

you got any games on ur phone?

BALLS?

nighty night bro <3 sweet dreams

rest in peace, you will be dearly missed. we had some good times together. it was fun... while it lasted. <3 fly high, king.

GET OFF COOKIE CLICKER

more like you a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass hoe

cookie clicker? more like ♥♥♥♥ licker

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

haha i hope you have GTA V uninstalled haha please?

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ came in my pants and i dont understand, please tell me why daddy down ♥♥♥♥

Choppergate
2015
Liberal Party
Bronwyn Bishop
Bishop was found to have chartered a helicopter to a Liberal Party fundraiser. This was charged at over $5,000 for what would have been a 1 hour drive.

VAC ban cheater Dx<<<<<<<< !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mommy

@Dominicannibis Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up patrick lookin' ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I sexually Identify as Harambe. Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of living in an enclosure and giving children love if they fell into my home. People say to me that a person being a gorilla and scaring children is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon give me a large nose, chest and hands, and implanting lots of clack hair onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Harambe" and respect my right to protect children who fall into my enclosure. If you can't accept me you're a zoophobe and need to check your tranquilizer intake. Thank you for being so understanding.
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PLZ KILL ME

ALL HAIL LORD GABE NEWELL, we need to pray he decends from the heavens and gives us half-life 3 and left 4 dead 3, may we pray, Lord GABE NEWELL my we plz have l4d3 and hl3 we only ask of this in your name amen

Happy Thanks Giving

hater

so much swag