Recent reviews by Manfred, Bloodfallen of Nazarick

I kill rat

Final boss blows

Edit: Final boss blows less with horse.

Cam-Cam a best

Beat entire game co-op with my dad, good times.

Male to Female. Copulation.

Linear, cinematic-focused garbage with the most laughable story that any trashy action game would stick their nose at. The game is a total insult to Hitman fans and I wish I could have my 19 hours I spent just to see the wretched story's conclusion back.

EDIT: After nearly four and a half years, they announced Sorcery and then a battlepass and micotransactions at the same time. Monkey's Paw at work.

Game delivered a promising premise, failed to make that premise into reality. Game advertises said cut features.

"What separates Conan Exiles from ARK/Rust/Other survival games?

A greater focus on melee combat. There's also the sorcery system, religion system, god avatars, thrall system, and a unique world with plenty of lore based on a great fictional universe."

Funny how an entire system was axed and it still advertises this system.

This is a game that I had a lot of fun with and got a lot of the DLCs at once in a GOTY edition on sale. Even though this is an old game with DLC absolutely out the ass people were somehow suprised when they added microtransactions to better molest your wallet.

Then it turns out the devs are actually massive liars and promised there would be no microtransactions or Pay to Win hat ♥♥♥♥ with stats and then they make a big "free update" for the community and piss all over the community by going back on their word and adding the exact things they promised they never would. None of my friends will play this anymore and I certainly don't feel like supporting liars trying to milk a cow that's been milked half to death in the first place.

Online made my GTX 760 boil at 80c, 0/10

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