It didn’t really register at first. I felt myself hit my balls and thought “Damn I missed how embarrassing.” It wasn’t until we finished that I started to feel an intense ache in my stomach that travelled slowly up to my throat. It became so intense that I had to lay down to avoid throwing up. Kinda like extreme blue balls. Anybody else done this before?

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?