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ㅤ* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
ㅤ* Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
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