Itss dah cOwOna viwus uwu


*notices your lungs* OWO what's dis?? *infects respiratory system* what a good hose UwU you can't get rid of me onii chan *become a pandemic*


UWU WHATS DIS??... mUWUcus??? *tongue out* u sicc daddy *lickylick* now u all cwean daddy! *wag tail* daddy's mUwUcus is so yummy! *drool* >\\\\< plz daddy use ma as ur toilet paw-per~ uwu put ur unwashed hands on me *wink*

rep+ after a good game in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard peen push against my leg. I punched him and then sanity's eclipse'd him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

BIH