Turbo Grandpa
PEPE   Bangalore, Karnataka, India
 
 
IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HANDSOME
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Cats have Feelings 2024년 11월 16일 오후 1시 00분 
Good morning Sir, we at the World Society of Men's Health have received your questions by email, and it is a pleasure to answer them:

1)Yes, 3 inch is considered small. Hence, we suggest impressing her with your personality instead.

2) No, it is not common for condoms to be loose but we recommend using rubber bands.

3) Although 3 inch is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach orgasm during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be a lack of competence on your part.

4) Sir, we recommend you have a chat with your daughter because "bouncing on trampolines at 1am" is not the right excuse per the Fitbit data

5) No, letting your wife live her "1 girl 5 BBCs" fantasy every week and watching them is not called being "supportive".
guts 2024년 6월 17일 오후 2시 23분 
YOU STILL PLAYING DOTA IDIOT????!STOP
Assless Void 2023년 12월 22일 오후 2시 51분 
Idiot fellow number 1.
Xabash 2022년 8월 15일 오전 5시 21분 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
MADAO 2021년 11월 13일 오전 7시 09분 
mans very handsome. +respect
Xabash 2021년 9월 28일 오후 10시 29분 
Hello idiot.

Oh I’m sorry, I just looked at your profile I didn’t realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women, especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I’m sorry. Maybe you could even add me on pc and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D4ADDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name, my cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.