Recent reviews by MCBoozer

Not a lot of time in the game so far but, I can already tell this game is going to be a blast to play with my friends. The quirky nature of the game, the interesting cave systems and, the solid gameplay loop that i've experienced so far have me itching for more.

The story is silly, the enemies die and ragdoll very satisfyingly, the guns are ridiculous as all get out and, it keeps me coming back for more again and again.

Edgeguard light attack stun-lock the game. For when you want to win at a fighting game and be cheap as hell going about it. I zero to deathed all three of some poor souls stocks just continuously trapping him in light attack then slapping him with a heavy when I got bored. There is no escape, the game genuinely boils down to who attacks first. Got a fast character? You should win almost every time. The only "strategy" here is for the slow ass characters to try to time getting the first hit so they can do their infinite trap combos first instead of the fast guys. I like this game and am giving it a good review because I do genuinely have fun with it but they for realz need to make a ranked and just for fun style of match making so the poeple who want to just play a casual relaxed match dont get stuck with the guys who go waaay too overboard trying to show off their mad skills. Hmm what else? Oh yeah, Wrastor is cancer and Zetterburn has small genitals.
#Etalusmasterrace 10/10 would polar bear my way to victory all the time

I used to have this game on PS3 and let me tell you, I lived for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. All my game time was Dragon's Dogma. There's something about this game that will always keep me coming back. I love the story. I love the setting. I love pretty much all the characters (I even love to hate the bad guys.). The way in which this game portrays the various classes is phenomenal with all of them being a joy to play as. (Assassin and Mystic Knight could use with a bit of a touch up imo though) I can never decide what role to play so I play them all. Learning about your enemies to ensure smart combat is fun and strategic in certain circumstances. The variety of enemies in my opinion is varied enough to keep combat from feeling routine. The music for this game really suprised me as noone ever talks about it or gave it much praise but, the soundtrack is outstanding and most if not all tracks feel like they fit in right where they are supposed to. I could go on forever about this game if given the chance but I'll leave off here. Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen was amazing on the PS3 and now running it on higher specs with my pc I see it's just as great (even better) as it ever was!
10/10 I would recommend to anyone that likes open worlds and RPGs.

Sadly these two hours is all it took me to beat this fantastic game. Carried by an interesting narrative and very fun rope swing style gameplay I would defenitely give this a 10/10.

Finally got the dlc aaaaaand its all on sale. ♥♥♥♥ you steam!

A bunch of hairless apes taking turns being a "king". They build, they destroy and, eventaully they just kill eachother for laughs or are too lazy to get their own stuff. . A definite game for those who enjoy muder-looting.

Shot a man 3 times, 2 in the head and one in the chest. He then proceeded to kill me with one shot from the Awp in what I assume was something as silly as my pinky toe. 1000/10 Gud Gaem

4 hours? Yeah thats all so far. But what I can tell you from those four hours is that Hotline Miami is a great arcadey "murder them up" with a kickass soundtrack and fun challenging level design that makes you think before you massacre. In those four hours I have played I did beat the game. Theres collectible masks and a big puzzle to solve though if that kinda stuff interests you. The story can only be described by me as solving a big complex riddle whilst tripping balls on a huge dose of acid. If you have a couple bucks to spare while it's on sale i'd wholeheartedly recommend this gem of a game.

When we first started, my friends and I had an absolute blast playing this. The reason why we dont any longer however is that everything was peaceful until the tank nation invaded skirmish mode. Tanks camping spawns, tanks sniping ppl from ludicrous distancs and etc. They would be much more manageable if they didn't reload their heavy shells in 3 seconds, probably less.