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Is this enough hours to do an "It's alright I guess review"?

Either way, It's alright I guess

Strictly for seasoned veterans of Grand Strategy games, this game is BRUTALLY difficult. I would recommend watching about 5 or so hours of tutorial videos before starting. You play as Cashew, the worlds most oblivious man who has been sprayed with some kind of ultra pheromone that attracts genetic cat-human hybrids. You must resist these freaks as they advance on you as much as possible, failure to do so will result in the bad ending where our hero Cashew ends up mesmerized by the evil Chocola and Vanilla, who have their way with him. If you think you have the skills to get to the good ending, and appreciate a game where almost every choice results in faliure, then by all means give it a go. However in my 20 hours of playing I have still yet to ward off those mutants, no matter what I do it always seems to result in the bad ending. Good luck!

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