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+rep, shot me twice then knifed me

"God isnt real" plays dangonronpa and questions why noone talks to him.

I am very Morby
I see you being morbin-able
You morbed me first
Is Morbius THE movie of all time?
Yes
I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake. You were a mistake because I forgot to wear a morbondom whilst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your morb-hole. I will continue to morb your morbussy until you improve your conduct.
Remember: morbing you who morbed me first is a right, not a privilege.

I am very Morby
I see you being morbin-able
You morbed me first
Is Morbius THE movie of all time?
Yes
I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake. You were a mistake because I forgot to wear a morbondom whilst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your morb-hole. I will continue to morb your morbussy until you improve your conduct.
Remember: morbing you who morbed me first is a right, not a privilege.

hes a lowkey cuck

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+rep he a simp for liara I respect that

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this guy uses aimbot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater

-rep, is unepic

+rep good trader

+rep Fast Trader

damn you tell this nibba below me whats up lefty

-rep bullies me at school

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