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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:33am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:42am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:46am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:54am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:42am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:51am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:44pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:31am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:57am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:33am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:42am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:01am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:48am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:42am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:20am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:46pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:50pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:52pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:53pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked