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It is about a guy, but not just any guy no.
He is ONE of the TWO Chocomasters of the renowned but well-hidden POOTIS clan of Bellator.
Buckle up because this, is the tale of a particularly peculiar individiual.
THIS is the horror tale, of Chocomaster #9000.
Born as a simple ninja warrior of the Snow realm, he was crafted in the yard to become the unstoppable Luke Lightfoot.
He is powerful, wise and used to be gruesomly light on his feet (horrifying!), he has to wear several kilos of bodyfat to keep his powers contained.
Without his fat to make him heavy, a mere step from Luke Lightfoot would cause total world domination just by the sonic boom alone. It would sound like shooting a double-barrel shotgun stuffed with glass bottles right next to your ear, and thats while being in a soundproof studio on the other side of the planet, with 23 suns inbetween you.
Whenever he is needed he will just go into ketosis to quickly burn off the fat and unseal the never-before-seen-but-definitely-♥♥♥♥♥♥-heard mighty force of his in its fully restored power, ONLY EVEN STRONGER.
The rest of this tale called "This tale remains untold" remains untold for now..
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⣬⢹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣰⣧⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢙⡋⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠰⠼⢯⣿⣿⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢡⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠸⠤⠕⠛⠙⠷⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣄⠄⢀⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣡⣄⣀⠄⠠⢴⣿⣿⡿⣄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣩⡽⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢿⠃⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⣿⣿⣬⣀⣠⣤⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢀⣶⣶⣦⣌⢙⡀⠄⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⣄⡀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠟⣸⡇⠄⠄
⣆⠙⠉⣠⣤⡀⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⣋⣥⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⡇⡀⠄
⣤⡀⠸⣿⣿⡿⠶⠶⢾⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣲⣧⠄
⢺⣿⣦⣬⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡀
⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⠭⠴⠒⠨⢭⠛⠛⠋⣼⣿⣿⣟⣛⣡⣴⣿⡇
⠄⠘⣷⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡙⠁⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⣶⣦⠄⣠⣶⣿⣦⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤