When your smurf gets banned, you just smurf again

- Socrates

Aim rich tata from Dubai, oil is my money. U want some money?? I will give u awp. U can trade with my gas station. Interested in trading women? Just call me on my iPhone 8. That is only available in Dubai and Qatar.
I have 20 women. Some are still virgin because they are ugly but the pretty ones?? ohh. Women have no rights in this country, except for the onright. hahha inside joke i guess. Maybe because english is different then my language: Dubaiens. I dont believe u got 72 virgins when u die, because now i already got 20 so then i have to get like .......... uuhmmmmmmm 1440 women. Wow God is amazing. I love him even more then 1 of the non-virgins.

If u wanna be my friend: ♥♥♥♥ you hahah i know a joke about that too:
knock knock, who is there? JW. JW who? JW ♥♥♥♥ you hahhahah. I funny guy.

I know a song: Hot ling cs go:
U used to steal my kills, late night when u need my clutch. And I know when u need my help. Tuutuuu


I know something funny:
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. hahahhahaha aim so funny.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs of course. hahahhaha aim still funny and u stupide.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.

U know what fifa i really like most? The Dubai one, because we can buy everybody we want. hahhahha stupid poor people. Why u build a country on a non-oil district hahahha.

I cant finish this without saying anything about my favourite movies,
My most favourite one is The Dictator. That one is very nice because there is a goat in it. Also Borat is a nice movie!!!!!

Thank you for paying attention to this rich guy.
je vous remercie de prêter attention à ce riche homme. <= is what translate said
gracias por prestar atención a este tipo rico. <= the same but then in Spainish.
Do u know Español and España are 2 different things?? Español is the language and España is the country.