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14yo Multi-Semi-Professional Gamer
Graduated Newtons third law of peek dynamics
Multi-Lottery ticket winner
Spoke first word at 3 weeks old
First man on the sun
Self-taught divorce attorney
2x Convicted wife beater
Taught string theory and nuclear thermodynamics to DeepSeek
Flat earther
LGBTQ+ Activist
ex-NFT millionare
ex-Military
9" Hammer
Retired Valorant pro
Aspiring Entrepreneur
Financial Advisor
Crypto Analyst
700k on TikTok
36 Months sober
Wim hof method co-creator
Life coach
Lost Noble Peace prize to Greta Thunberg
Free Palestine
Pro turned coach (2021)
Coach turned pro (2024)

Vaccination status: Triple vaccinated + booster.