Bona
Guillermo   Madrid, Spain
 
 
Crantius Colto is my name
My lusty Argonian maid
I've something here for you to clean
Come burnish now my blade

I'm Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it's true
A lusty Argonian maid
But your task is too much, good sir,
I've never seen such a long Blade!

Tut-tut, my dear, that's not what i hear,
My lusty Argonian maid
And Lady Colto's gone for Kvatch
No need for you to be afraid

Nay, i am needed elsewhere, sir,
Though your blade's so long and so hard
I'm needed to tend the instrument large
Of a sultry Argonian bard

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Toinou 14 Dec, 2019 @ 4:43pm 
+rep nice and sweet baby killer
michu_zh 30 Aug, 2018 @ 7:51am 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “heart of stone” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 23. pls no copy pasterino my story.
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FromIwoJima 13 Sep, 2016 @ 7:19pm 
Ha, you've beated my overpowered sl300 warrior!
Good playstyle and trickie build really.
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