Recent reviews by Lord Beerus, the Destroyer

You play as a cat. 10/10 GOTY

We won the fight against the evil Sony boss.

Couldn't go up ladder had to quit game 10/10 would not go up a ladder again.

The pros of this game are short its fun, but thats all it has going for it. If you want to buy this I'd suggest buying it in a sale because theres no way its worth its full RRP.

Cons:
- Other games that came before this (Namely DiRT 2 & 3) in the DiRT franchise did everything better.
- Riddled with micro-transactions. I'm not sure when EA bought Codemasters but this stinks of EA's influence.
- The Ai. The Ai are weird, certain tracks you pull away from them no problems and others they stick on you like fly paper. It also seems track dependant as to how aggressive they will be. One moment they will you sail by and then dive bomb you from to far back normally putting you in the wall. Also saw a weird instance where on certain tracks they either have rapid acceleration or top speed.
- Tracks. Not much to say really, the tracks are fun but really bland and forgettable.
- Cars. This is a mixed bag. While their is a fair amount of cars not locked behind the paywall. Some of them don't make sense. Some are alot slower and handle worse than others in class. (This might be the fault of the handling model but I will point out in my opinion different cars did feel exactly the same.)

This game suffers from what a lot of AAA titles do these days unfortunately, unpolished and unloved by the devs. But designed with monetisation first. Until this trend ends where game development is put second, anyone who supports any franchise will eventually end up disappointed by future instalments.

I give this game a 4/10 (And it's only that high because I know how good DiRT can be without being limited to being a money making machine first & a video game second.)

A fun game with throwbacks that isn't disrespectful to the lore of Robocop

-Bland story
-reskinned weapons
-recycled content
-overpriced
Can only be another Destiny 2 DLC

You're gonna go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS & ♥♥♥♥ and you're gonna be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLEASED about it!

I like trains. (good old meme)

My cat plays this. She said it's a good game. My cat knows best.

SCP-049 hurts me