Illegal JOhn
Jonathan Roberson   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
INcredible. Crimnes. I have acomplished too many to count. 200+ at least. Unstoppable. Never Arrested. Police are underwitted. I have never lost a crime. Perfect crime to conviction ratio. You cannot stop me. I have finessed over 124 different unlocked bicycles. I have snatched 38 different babies, and one baby TWICE. If you cannot find your keys, they are in my pocket. Try and grab them back if you dare, my pockets are laced with Manuka Honey, they it will be YOU who has the sticky fingers!. Never underestimate the crime potential of Johm. I am too quick and fast and hasty. If you are a NARC get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Items Up For Trade
720
Items Owned
4
Trades Made
621
Market Transactions
Mint Condition Timbs 4 sale.
Going Price: £100
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