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life is not only astronomically improbable, but at its
most basic level, downright anti-Darwinian.
Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?
"The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"
😱
Coward, n.:
One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
🤠
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
😗
Reception area, n.:
The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend
innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade
magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World,
while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine --
Cosmopolitan.
😭
It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets
another beer.
-- Cheers
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Here we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?
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si te interesa me dices, la lista de precios esta en mi perfil <3