Recent reviews by Lokinyr

Actual Chinese Sweatshop

Coilhead snapped my neck, and I lived to be left to die on a moon. Many such cases.

The wrong devs have this game, ubisoft doesnt know how to balance a game to save their lives.

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 "MS Paint"
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
☑️ Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful

- STORY -

☑️ This game has no story
🔲 Like playing "Temple Runners" for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story

- PRICE -

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 "NASA" computer

- LENGTH -

🔲 Very short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15 - 50 hours)
🔲 Long (50 - 90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
☑️ No ending

- FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
☑️ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one - time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲If you wait a few months / years
🔲 Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes

Used to be my favorite game... Until I got false flagged for cheating, getting pawned off too the third party anticheat software devs, and getting completely ghosted by them on both reports. Love the game and the community around it, hate "The Team" and the Third party anticheat software team, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ service they give.