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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:32pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 1:23am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 2:22pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 12:25pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 2:28pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 2:08pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2015 @ 1:42pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 1:10pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 2:40pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2015 @ 2:46pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2015 @ 2:57pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 12:58pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 12:30pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 1:00pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 4:04pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2015 @ 5:47am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 1:30pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 11:12am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2015 @ 10:17am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 6:43am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 3:21am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 7:41am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 2:02pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2015 @ 2:46pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2015 @ 6:50am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 5:23am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 12:33pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2015 @ 2:14am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2015 @ 12:15pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2015 @ 2:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:48pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:10pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2015 @ 2:25pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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