LoftFives
A Brazilian dude living in   Germany
 
 
Do you know what time it is?
Don't add me randomly unless I know you.

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- Discord: LoftFives#5555
- PC Specs [pcpartpicker.com]
- YouTube (just for laughs)
- Music I listen to [open.spotify.com]

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Have a great day :metalhorns::p2cube:
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Got banned as of 15.08.2022 :)



Your experience when you first start up the game:
-you look through the champions and make fun of how unoriginal their designs are.
-you start a casual siege match and you will find a game quickly, you cannot enter because some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't ready up or his game crashed due to it being really shîtty.
-You finally get into game, you destroy the enemies and feel like a god, not knowing you get matched with bots until lvl 5 if you are blind and oblivious enough to not notice it already.
-You start playing for a while and soon you get better at the game and figure things out.
-Theres still some idiot who crashes up every two games!
-You meet some top 30 world player & e-sports god and you get obliterated, but theres a first time for everything.
-Ungodly amounts of delay or drophacking (someone intentionally shutting the match down) plague you as an EU player
-You start familiarizing some players and meet them more often, maybe even befriend them.
-The matchmaking is garbage.
-Every 5 games, when you find a match, the deserter roulette begins; if you win, you can wait 30 minutes to play the game again!
-"IS IT BETTER THAN OVERWATCH?!" It's much more fun than Overwatch, with nearly infinite replayability and actual content to play for.
-"A player failed to join" more like "A player has Autism".
-You have that one nemesis kicking your butt, so you rage quit every session or stalk them until they find a match.
-By the time you read this there was probably another Update for this game that was probably not tested for bugs and contains an overtuned new champion that will ruin the meta for months.


It's a love-hate relationship sometimes.
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Naposledy hráno 23. bře.
Lobib Llamas 23. lis. 2024 v 9.02 
indeed
LoftFives 23. lis. 2024 v 8.59 
the good ending
Lobib Llamas 23. lis. 2024 v 8.58 
alright just kidding, peace is the only way
Lobib Llamas 23. lis. 2024 v 8.53 
bulgarian takes a w on this one
Magister Militum 23. lis. 2024 v 8.32 
it was just random instict kicked in from l4d2 versus ptsd of leaving moments thats why it happen so my apologies
LoftFives 23. lis. 2024 v 8.26 
Whatever man, but at least don't close the lobby like that and just accept that you lost next time, it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to do.